What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny! 😄
Okay, okay, we know that was hare-larious! But if that gave you a giggle, you’re in the right rabbit hole.
From fluffy tales to “some bunny loves you” giggles, this post is jam-packed with bunny puns, rabbit puns, Easter bunny jokes, and funny bunny sayings that’ll have both kids and adults hopping with laughter. And speaking of paws-itively cute animals, don’t miss our Kitten Puns—it’s purr-fectly adorable!
Ready to bounce into the punniest bunny content online? Let’s get this bun-anza started!
Funny Bunny Puns That’ll Make You Snicker Like a Squirrel
Looking for bunny puns that will multiply faster than real rabbits? We’ve got you covered. Use these in texts, Instagram captions, Easter cards, or just to lighten up your day.
Bunny Pun One-Liners
- “No bunny compares to you.”
- “Some bunny’s in trouble!”
- “Hop to it!”
- “I can’t believe how cute this is.”
- “Having a hare-day? Bunny hugs will help.”
- “Every bunny was kung-fu fighting!”
- “Happened to see you and smiled.”
- “Don’t worry, be happy!”
- “Let’s hop to the good part.”
- “Bun and games all day long.”
- “Hop into my heart.”
- “No hair out of place!”
- “Hop ’til you drop!”
Bunny Puns for Kids That Are Fluffy and Funny
Looking for laughs that are safe for little bunnies? These bunny puns for kids are perfect for classrooms, bedtime laughs, or Easter egg hunts:

- “Hop hop hooray!”
- “I’m all ears!”
- “That’s bunny-tastic!”
- “Let’s go on a hare-venture!”
- “You’re eggs-traordinary!”
- “Don’t make me thump my foot!”
- “Some bunny’s ready for fun!”
- “Be a bunny, not a grump!”
- “My bunny sense is tingling!”
- “You’re paws-itively awesome!”
Easter Bunny Puns for Egg-stra Laughs
What’s Easter without a few egg-ceptionally punny jokes? Whether you’re writing cards or decorating eggs, sprinkle these Easter bunny puns into your celebrations:
- “Some bunny loves you.”
- “I’m egg-cited for Easter!”
- “You’re one good egg, bunny.”
- “Bunny kisses and Easter wishes.”
- “Egg-cited to spend Easter with you!”
- “Don’t worry, I’m all ears!”
- “Let’s hop into Easter together.”
- “You’re ear-resistible.”
- “You’re every bunny’s favorite!”
- “You crack me up!”
- “The Easter bunny approves!”
- “Egg hunt? Let’s hop to it!”
- “That’s how we roll — egg roll!”
Bunny Rabbit Love Puns to Woo Your Hop-mate
Whether it’s Valentine’s Day or just a fuzzy romantic moment, these bunny rabbit love puns will melt even the iciest carrots:
- “Some bunny loves you — and it’s me.”
- “You make my heart hop!”
- “We’re two peas in a bunny pod.”
- “I’m totally ear over heels for you.”
- “Our love is un-fur-gettable.”
- “You give me hop-tions I never had before.”
- “Bun together forever.”
- “You’re my cuddle bunny.”
- “Let’s carry on together forever.”
- “You’ve got me hopping in love!”
- “Our love is happily ever after.”
- “Let’s snuggle and nibble carrots.”
A Little Bunny Is On the Way – Baby Shower Puns
Hosting a bunny-themed baby shower? These are just what you need for décor, cards, or signs:
- “A little bunny is on the way!”
- “Welcome, sweet hop-piness!”
- “Hop on over for a baby shower.”
- “We can’t wait to meet the little one.”
- “This is going to be a bun-derful adventure.”
- “You’re going to be a hare-mazing parent!”
- “Some bunny special is arriving soon.”
- “Tiny paws, big dreams.”
- “Bundle of bun-love.”
- “One more bunny to love!”
Funny Bunny Rabbit Jokes for Adults
Time for some bunny humor that’s a bit more grown-up, but still family-friendly!
Bunny Jokes for Adults
- Why don’t rabbits get hot in summer?
Because they have hair-conditioning. - What do you call a line of rabbits hopping backwards?
A receding hairline. - Why don’t rabbits ever get into arguments?
Because they’re too hoppy-go-lucky. - What’s a bunny’s favorite dance?
The bunny hop! - What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes?
A funny bunny stand-up comedian. - What did the bunny say to the carrot?
It’s been nice gnawing you! - Why are rabbits so good at math?
Because they multiply so fast! - Why did the bunny break up with his girlfriend?
She was acting a little hare-brained. - How do you throw a space party for a bunny?
You’re planet and hop to it!
Bunny Sayings & Quotes for Every Bunny
Perfect for t-shirts, mugs, or Instagram:
- “Keep calm and hop on.”
- “Born to be wild, but cute enough to be cuddled.”
- “Hop vibes only.”
- “I don’t care all — I’m fabulous!”
- “Too hip to hop.”
- “Hare today, gone tomorrow.”
- “I’m a little bunny, short and stout.”
- “Happy days are here again.”
- “Silly bunny, jokes are for everyone!”
- “Some bunny needs coffee.”
Funny Bunny Rabbit Pictures Deserve These Captions
- “When you’re hare-lariously photogenic.”
- “Fluff level: Maximum.”
- “Caught mid-hop!”
- “Hoppin’ into your feed like…”
- “This bunny’s got buns, hun.”
- “Just a bunch of cuteness.”
- “Ears up, world!”
- “Caution: Fluff overload.”
- “Strike a pose!”
- “Looking like a snack (carrot, please).”
Bugs Bunny Puns: Looney Wordplay
Can’t talk bunny puns without tipping our ears to Bugs Bunny!
Examples of Bugs Bunny Wordplay:
- “What’s up, doc?”
- “Ain’t I a stinker?”
- Calling folks “maroons”
- “You realize, of course, this means war.”
Use Bugs as inspiration for writing birthday cards or to outwit friends, Looney Tunes style!
Pun Bunny Names to Make You Giggle
- H Oprah Winfrey
- Bunnifer Lopez
- Luke Skyhopper
- Hairy Hopper
- Flopsy McHopface
- Bun Jovi
- Leonardo DiHareprio
- Hoprah Carrotson
- Eggward Scissorhop
- Sir Hops-a-Lot
- Carrot Topper
- Benjamin Bunnyton
- Hoptimus Prime
- Hopzilla
- Peter Pun
Conclusion: Some Bunny Had a Laugh Today!
From romantic puns to Easter giggles, we hope these bunny puns brought joy to your day. They’re perfect for cards, captions, baby showers, and beyond.
And if you’re all ears for more, don’t miss our purr-fectly adorable Frog Puns — the cuteness just multiplies!
Now tell us: which bunny pun made you laugh the most? Drop it in the comments and share with some bunny who needs a smile!